Rumors- South Salem Lions Club Fundraiser Performance

July 8th

Lions International has identified five primary focus areas for service by Lions worldwide. They are: Diabetes, Vision, Hunger, Environment and Pediatric Cancer. Lions have a goal of assisting 300 million people annually by the year 2022.

Over this Lions year, the South Salem Lions Club will be expanding our service projects to encompass all of the focus areas.  For example, we are currently working on projects at: Marion Polk Food Share Program, Lions Children’s Diabetes Camps, Assisting at Doernbecher Pediatric Oncology Center in Portland and knitting/crocheting caps for children with cancer.

We serve.

  • Provide vision testing and eyeglasses, in partnership with Lenscrafters, for needy people within the local community.
  • Provide hearing tests and hearing devices to needy people within our community.
  • Collect and sort used, donated eyeglasses and hearing devices.
  • Reading Action Program (RAP) in South Salem elementary schools.
  • Transport donor eye tissue to Oregon Vision Gift (formerly known as Oregon Eye Bank) in Portland for cornea transplants and research.
  • Provide food baskets to those in need at Christmas.
  • Volunteer at the Doernbecher Pediatric Oncology Center
  • Knit/crochet beanies for children with cancer
  • Provide vision screenings to all elementrary school children in our area in conjunction with the Oregon Sight & Hearing Foundation
  • Volunteer at the Marion Polk Food Share Program

By Neil Simon

Directed by Robert Barnett

The story:  At a large, tastefully-appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though it’s only a flesh wound, Charlie Brock’s self-inflicted injury sets off a series of events causing four couples to experience a severe attack of farce.

As their tenth wedding anniversary party commences, Charlie lies bleeding in another room, and his wife Myra is nowhere in sight. The first guests, lawyer Ken Gorman and his wife Chris, scramble to get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and miscommunications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

Cast List:

Ken Gorman – Ryan Snyder
Chris Gorman – Sara Chaison
Lenny Ganz – Scott Ramp
Claire Ganz – Jen Killikelly
Ernie Cusack – Chris Alderete
Cookie Cusack – Laura McDonald
Glenn Cooper – Travis Brown
Cassie Cooper – Elizabeth Ming
Officer Welch – Todd Logan
Officer Pudney – Vanessa Fisher

July 8 @ 15:30
15:30 — 16:30 (1h)

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